Despre 2012
by Hash on Iun.11, 2009, under Caca-te pe tine !
Gata,copii ! Ne-am jucat destul ! Acum hai sa ne strangem jucariile si sa FUGIM CARE PE UNDE APUCAA !!
Eeh,cacat ! Ba,cica in 2012 murim.Si acum,stiri din sport !
Hai,gata cu myshtokareala bha ! Sa fim seriosi !
In 2012 cometa sau planeta sau ce mortii ma-sii e,numita Nibiru o sa treaca cu o viteza d-aia inimaginabila cum numai la Mercedes vezi printre pamant si Marte,daca am inteles eu bine. Cica aia de la NASa au zis ca o sa ajunga intr-un an,mai tarziu,si ca e cometa,si ca d-aia au facut cacatu’ ala cu Down (nu sindromu’),care nici acum n-am inteles ce mortii ma-sii e.
“Anul 2012, venirea planetei Nibiru in Sistemul Solar este anul in care planeta noastra se va reinnoi, cand tot ce e vechi va disparea si va aparea ceva nou. Nibiru poate fi vazut pe cer incepand cu data de 15 mai 2009, insa doar din locatiile sudice. Din mai 2011, Nibiru poate fi vazut de oriunde din lume. Din acea data Nibiru va trece in plan de eclipsare si va arata cat dimensiunile lunii, ca un al doilea soare. Primele semne vor fi cele climatice, dupa care cutremurele, insa ce e mai rau se va intampla incepand cu data de 14 februarie 2013, cand Pamantul v-a ajunge intre Nibiru si Soare. In acel moment va incepe procesul de reformare a Pamantului si anume schimbarea polilor. Acela va fi momentul critic. Pamantul se va opri in loc timp de 3 zile. Cutremure, tsunami-uri, pamantul va crapa, vor aparea vulcani, iar Pamantul va capata o noua infatisare. Incepand cu 1 iulie 2014, Nibiru nu v-a mai afecta Pamantul deloc, parasind Galaxia noastra. Cea mai inspaimantatoare stire spune ca NASA, D.O.D., National Military Inteligence, S.E.T.I. si C.I.A, cred ca 2/3 din populatie v-a disparea o data cu acest eveniment. Cu toate acestea nimeni nu ia nici macar o masura in privinta la ceea ce se va intampla.”
Sursa: tcity.ro |Hai,ba,ca v-am facut si reclama acuma !
De aici intelegeti voi mai multe,daca nu intelegeti,sunteti prosti.
Uite,ma,ce nesimtita e planeta asta ! Amintiti-va cand erati piciutani si va jucati in curtea gradinitei frumos,la 4 anisori,si venea directoru’ gradinitei care iti futea o palma si te dadea afara,ca nu erai inscris. Cam asa face cacatu’ asta de planeta. Cica din 15 mai 2009 se poate vedea. Eu am vazut-o ! Sunt true ! E rosie ! Cine ma-sa s-a ocupat de toaleta ei,ma ? Cum pula mea sa faci o stea sau planeta sau cometa sau ce mortii ma-sii e,rosie ? Este inacceptabil ! M-am holbat la ceru’ ala nenorocit cateva minute pana s-o vad. Zici ca eram vreun aurolac drogat sau ceva de genu’.
Ma,sa ne vorbim de pe acuma cu astia de pe marte,ca atunci cand vine aia rosie (o sa-i zic asa,ca nu i-am retinut numele,si ma gandesc la ratatu’ de Nubito care ma enereveaza cand ii pronunt numele),sa facem gluma aia proasta(nu stiu daca o stiti) cu “ce faci coi ?”
Pentru idioti,sau pentru cei care n-o stiu,gluma e asta:
Om 1…….Om 2……Om 3
1 catre 3: Ce faci coi ?
3 catre 1: Bine coi.
1 catre 3: Ce-i cu pula asta-ntre noi ?
Anyway,chiar seamana c-o pula ! E rosie ! E doar capu’ ! Prin 2030 o sa ne loveasca coiu’ stang,cu o haita de sateliti flocosi cu el,si prin 2050 o sa vina si coiu’ drept.
Si cum ziceam mai sus: Cum pula mea s-o faci rosie ? Cine pula mea e idiotu’ care a colorat-o in rosu ? Trebuia s-o faca mai strident,ceva de genu’ galben ca sa se vada pe cer !
Ooh,la naiba ! Idee de moment: Sa trimitem romani in spatiu ! De ce ? Ca nu prea mai incap toate gunoaiele in Romania. Mergem si lasam si prin spatiu. Or sa faca astia pe Saturn semne cu “Nu calcati iarba” si cosuri de gunoi&stuff.
Hai ca m-am plictisit sa scriu si am cam ramas si fara idei. Daca mai e ceva,revin. Salut !
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King [illegal Team ™]: ba eu cred ca romanii nu vor patii nimic
Hash .: :))
King [illegal Team ™]: sti dc ?
Hash .: Avem un strat de miros puturos care ne protejeaza
Hash .: :))
King [illegal Team ™]: si asta
King [illegal Team ™]: =))
Hash .: Avem munti de gunoaie prea inalti ? :D
Hash .: Or sa se sperie de cat de badarani suntem ? :D
King [illegal Team ™]: in primul rand:
nu avem vulcani
nici tsunami nu au de unde sa vina.decat acolo in constanta
King [illegal Team ™]: da ba
Hash .: Adica O ca e doar una
King [illegal Team ™]: ba
King [illegal Team ™]: daca romania ar disparea
King [illegal Team ™]: dupa harta
Hash .: BAAAaa !!!
King [illegal Team ™]: nu ar observa nimeni
King [illegal Team ™]: :))
Hash .: EU SUNT LA CONSTANTA !!
King [illegal Team ™]: tu te muti la buc baa
King [illegal Team ™]: :))
Hash .: Sa faca tsunami din Herastrau in bucuresti !!
King [illegal Team ™]: =))))))))))))
Hash .: Sa te futa pe tine,nu pe mine ! :))
King [illegal Team ™]: =))))))
Hash .: Ce pula mea !
King [illegal Team ™]: cica din herastrau
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